
Alma, Nottinghamshire
Analytics in Alma
Nobody in Alma rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.
from £200
What analytics looks like round here
Set up tracking so you know what's actually making you money.
We work with Alma businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Alma businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "analytics alma"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Analytics — the Alma map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Alma is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Analytics, and a word about Alma
Alma is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
The competition in Nottinghamshire isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.
You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".
Send us the name of your Alma business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Analytics in Alma
Okafor Ltd — Alma. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.
What we built
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
What happened
The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.
10 → 66
Enquiries / month
6.9s → 1.7s
Load time
21 days
Built in
£1250
Cost
"No waffle, no ten meetings. Sent them the details, got a site, got customers."
Also in Alma: Digital Marketing
Everything below has its own Alma page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Analytics without the Alma bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Conversion Optimisation
Turn more of your existing visitors into paying customers.
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Newsletters, promotions and automated sequences that get opened.
from £79/moMore digital marketingFacebook Ads
Targeted campaigns that drive leads, sales or foot traffic.
from £300/mo + spendAnalytics near Alma
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
- 07932 064593· Text us
- info@websitesnobollocks.com
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