Appietown, Orkney Islands
Product Descriptions in Appietown
Your competitors in Appietown are one bad website away from losing the job to you.
from £25 each
What product descriptions looks like round here
Descriptions that sell the benefit, not just list the spec.
We work with Appietown businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Appietown businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "product descriptions appietown"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Product Descriptions — the Appietown map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Appietown is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Product Descriptions, and a word about Appietown
You won't win Appietown on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.
If you don't need us — and sometimes you don't — we'll say so and save you the money.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Appietown process.
Real-world example
Example: Product Descriptions in Appietown
Merriman & Sons — Appietown. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They had a Facebook page and a phone number written on a van. That was the whole marketing strategy.
What we built
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
What happened
Enquiries went from a trickle to a queue. They've since put a second van on the road.
7 → 45
Enquiries / month
7.8s → 1.6s
Load time
18 days
Built in
£1650
Cost
"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."
Also in Appietown: Content Creation
Everything below has its own Appietown page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Product Descriptions without the Appietown bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Area Pages
Target every location you serve with locally focused content.
from £75/pageMore content creationBlog Writing
Regular posts that build authority and bring in search traffic.
from £100/postMore content creationCase Studies
Proof that you've done it before and done it well.
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Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Appietown town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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