Appietown, Orkney Islands
Social Media in Appietown
Nobody in Appietown rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.
What social media looks like round here
Profiles, covers and content that don't look like they were made in 2012.
We work with Appietown businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Appietown businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "social media appietown"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Social Media — the Appietown map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Appietown is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Social Media, and a word about Appietown
Appietown is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.
You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Appietown process.
Real-world example
Example: Social Media in Appietown
Delaney Group — Appietown. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
5 → 40
Enquiries / month
7.9s → 1.1s
Load time
17 days
Built in
£1700
Cost
"Honestly thought it'd be a nightmare. It was done in a fortnight."
Also in Appietown: Services
Everything below has its own Appietown page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Social Media without the Appietown bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Cover Photos
Headers and banners that work across Facebook, LinkedIn, YouTube and X.
from £50More social mediaFacebook Setup
Professional page setup with cover, profile and business details.
from £99More social mediaInstagram Setup
Bio, highlights, grid plan and profile optimised for your trade.
from £99Social Media near Appietown
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Appietown town centre.
- Social Media in Harraynext door
- Social Media in Netherbroughnext door
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- Social Media in Corrigall1 km
- Social Media in Bimbister2 km
- Social Media in Mirbister2 km
- Social Media in Huntscarth3 km
- Social Media in Hourston3 km
- Social Media in Grimeston3 km
- Social Media in Knarston3 km
- Social Media in Dounby4 km
- Social Media in Beaquoy4 km
Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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