Ashey, Isle of Wight
Social Media in Ashey
Half the Ashey search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
What social media looks like round here
Profiles, covers and content that don't look like they were made in 2012.
We work with Ashey businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Ashey businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "social media ashey"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Social Media — the Ashey map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Ashey is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Social Media, and a word about Ashey
You won't win Ashey on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
The competition in Isle of Wight isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
Send us the name of your Ashey business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Social Media in Ashey
Rowntree Ltd — Ashey. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.
What we built
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
What happened
The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.
7 → 60
Enquiries / month
7.6s → 1.7s
Load time
13 days
Built in
£1800
Cost
"Honestly thought it'd be a nightmare. It was done in a fortnight."
Also in Ashey: Services
Everything below has its own Ashey page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Social Media without the Ashey bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Cover Photos
Headers and banners that work across Facebook, LinkedIn, YouTube and X.
from £50More social mediaFacebook Setup
Professional page setup with cover, profile and business details.
from £99More social mediaInstagram Setup
Bio, highlights, grid plan and profile optimised for your trade.
from £99Social Media near Ashey
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Ashey town centre.
- Social Media in Havenstreet2 km
- Social Media in Haylands2 km
- Social Media in Weeks3 km
- Social Media in Elmfield3 km
- Social Media in Binstead3 km
- Social Media in Adgestone3 km
- Social Media in Brading4 km
- Social Media in St John's Park4 km
- Social Media in Alverstone4 km
- Social Media in Ryde4 km
- Social Media in Pelhamfield4 km
- Social Media in Langbridge4 km
Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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