
Askew, Greater London
Analytics in Askew
Askew isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
from £200
What analytics looks like round here
Set up tracking so you know what's actually making you money.
We work with Askew businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Askew businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "analytics askew"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Analytics — the Askew map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Askew is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Analytics, and a word about Askew
Askew is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
You don't need a brand strategy workshop in Askew. You need clear prices, honest photos, and a page that tells people what to do next.
We're not local to Askew, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
Send us the name of your Askew business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Analytics in Askew
Braithwaite Group — Askew. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
The site loaded in nine seconds, had a stock photo of a handshake, and said absolutely nothing about what they actually charge.
What we built
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
What happened
Cost of the site paid back in under six weeks of extra work.
3 → 62
Enquiries / month
8.5s → 1.1s
Load time
15 days
Built in
£800
Cost
"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."
Also in Askew: Digital Marketing
Everything below has its own Askew page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Analytics without the Askew bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Conversion Optimisation
Turn more of your existing visitors into paying customers.
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Newsletters, promotions and automated sequences that get opened.
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Targeted campaigns that drive leads, sales or foot traffic.
from £300/mo + spendAnalytics near Askew
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Askew town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
- 07932 064593· Text us
- info@websitesnobollocks.com
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