Assater, Shetland Islands
Product Descriptions in Assater
Half the Assater search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
from £25 each
What product descriptions looks like round here
Descriptions that sell the benefit, not just list the spec.
We work with Assater businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Assater businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "product descriptions assater"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Product Descriptions — the Assater map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Assater is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Product Descriptions, and a word about Assater
You won't win Assater on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
Send us the name of your Assater business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Product Descriptions in Assater
Merriman & Sons — Assater. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They had a Facebook page and a phone number written on a van. That was the whole marketing strategy.
What we built
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
What happened
Enquiries went from a trickle to a queue. They've since put a second van on the road.
4 → 39
Enquiries / month
8.6s → 1.6s
Load time
18 days
Built in
£1350
Cost
"It just works. Phone rings. That's all I wanted."
Also in Assater: Content Creation
Everything below has its own Assater page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Product Descriptions without the Assater bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Area Pages
Target every location you serve with locally focused content.
from £75/pageMore content creationBlog Writing
Regular posts that build authority and bring in search traffic.
from £100/postMore content creationCase Studies
Proof that you've done it before and done it well.
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Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Assater town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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