
Backaland, Orkney Islands
Business Cards in Backaland
Backaland isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
from £75
What business cards looks like round here
Design plus print-ready files. We can arrange printing too.
We work with Backaland businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Backaland businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "business cards backaland"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Business Cards — the Backaland map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Backaland is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Business Cards, and a word about Backaland
Backaland is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
The competition in Orkney Islands isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.
We're not local to Backaland, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Backaland process.
Real-world example
Example: Business Cards in Backaland
Rowntree Ltd — Backaland. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.
What we built
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
What happened
The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.
7 → 27
Enquiries / month
7.4s → 1.7s
Load time
15 days
Built in
£850
Cost
"No waffle, no ten meetings. Sent them the details, got a site, got customers."
Also in Backaland: Print Design
Everything below has its own Backaland page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Business Cards without the Backaland bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Business Cards near Backaland
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Backaland town centre.
- Business Cards in Veness1 km
- Business Cards in Mill Bay6 km
- Business Cards in Guith6 km
- Business Cards in Cusbay8 km
- Business Cards in Calfsound8 km
- Business Cards in Braeswick8 km
- Business Cards in Rothiesholm9 km
- Business Cards in Laminess9 km
- Business Cards in Whitehall Village9 km
- Business Cards in Whitehall10 km
- Business Cards in Burroughston10 km
- Business Cards in Stronsay10 km

Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
- 07932 064593· Text us
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