Backaland, Orkney Islands
Social Media in Backaland
Backaland isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
What social media looks like round here
Profiles, covers and content that don't look like they were made in 2012.
We work with Backaland businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Backaland businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "social media backaland"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Social Media — the Backaland map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Backaland is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Social Media, and a word about Backaland
Backaland is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.
We're not local to Backaland, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Backaland process.
Real-world example
Example: Social Media in Backaland
Ashworth & Daughters — Backaland. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
The site loaded in nine seconds, had a stock photo of a handshake, and said absolutely nothing about what they actually charge.
What we built
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
What happened
Cost of the site paid back in under six weeks of extra work.
6 → 59
Enquiries / month
9.4s → 1.5s
Load time
13 days
Built in
£1100
Cost
"Honestly thought it'd be a nightmare. It was done in a fortnight."
Also in Backaland: Services
Everything below has its own Backaland page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Social Media without the Backaland bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Cover Photos
Headers and banners that work across Facebook, LinkedIn, YouTube and X.
from £50More social mediaFacebook Setup
Professional page setup with cover, profile and business details.
from £99More social mediaInstagram Setup
Bio, highlights, grid plan and profile optimised for your trade.
from £99Social Media near Backaland
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Backaland town centre.
- Social Media in Veness1 km
- Social Media in Mill Bay6 km
- Social Media in Guith6 km
- Social Media in Cusbay8 km
- Social Media in Calfsound8 km
- Social Media in Braeswick8 km
- Social Media in Rothiesholm9 km
- Social Media in Laminess9 km
- Social Media in Whitehall Village9 km
- Social Media in Whitehall10 km
- Social Media in Burroughston10 km
- Social Media in Stronsay10 km
Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
- 07932 064593· Text us
- info@websitesnobollocks.com
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