
Backaland, Orkney Islands
Website Copywriting in Backaland
Half the Backaland search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
from £99/page
What website copywriting looks like round here
Pages that explain what you do and why customers should care.
We work with Backaland businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Backaland businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "website copywriting backaland"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Website Copywriting — the Backaland map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Backaland is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Website Copywriting, and a word about Backaland
You won't win Backaland on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Backaland process.
Real-world example
Example: Website Copywriting in Backaland
Merriman & Sons — Backaland. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They were getting all their work from one directory that took a fat cut of every job, and nothing from Google.
What we built
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
What happened
They now turn work away in summer, which is a nice problem to have.
5 → 64
Enquiries / month
7.4s → 1.6s
Load time
12 days
Built in
£1900
Cost
"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."
Also in Backaland: Content Creation
Everything below has its own Backaland page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Website Copywriting without the Backaland bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Area Pages
Target every location you serve with locally focused content.
from £75/pageMore content creationBlog Writing
Regular posts that build authority and bring in search traffic.
from £100/postMore content creationCase Studies
Proof that you've done it before and done it well.
from £200Website Copywriting near Backaland
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Backaland town centre.
- Website Copywriting in Veness1 km
- Website Copywriting in Mill Bay6 km
- Website Copywriting in Guith6 km
- Website Copywriting in Cusbay8 km
- Website Copywriting in Calfsound8 km
- Website Copywriting in Braeswick8 km
- Website Copywriting in Rothiesholm9 km
- Website Copywriting in Laminess9 km
- Website Copywriting in Whitehall Village9 km
- Website Copywriting in Whitehall10 km
- Website Copywriting in Burroughston10 km
- Website Copywriting in Stronsay10 km

Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
- 07932 064593· Text us
- info@websitesnobollocks.com
- All over the UK · Mon–Fri 8am–6pm


