Badger Farm, Hampshire
Social Media in Badger Farm
Half the Badger Farm search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
What social media looks like round here
Profiles, covers and content that don't look like they were made in 2012.
We work with Badger Farm businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Badger Farm businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "social media badger farm"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Social Media — the Badger Farm map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Badger Farm is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Social Media, and a word about Badger Farm
You won't win Badger Farm on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Badger Farm process.
Real-world example
Example: Social Media in Badger Farm
Merriman & Sons — Badger Farm. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They were getting all their work from one directory that took a fat cut of every job, and nothing from Google.
What we built
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
What happened
They now turn work away in summer, which is a nice problem to have.
11 → 28
Enquiries / month
6.4s → 1.6s
Load time
12 days
Built in
£1200
Cost
"Honestly thought it'd be a nightmare. It was done in a fortnight."
Also in Badger Farm: Services
Everything below has its own Badger Farm page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Social Media without the Badger Farm bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Cover Photos
Headers and banners that work across Facebook, LinkedIn, YouTube and X.
from £50More social mediaFacebook Setup
Professional page setup with cover, profile and business details.
from £99More social mediaInstagram Setup
Bio, highlights, grid plan and profile optimised for your trade.
from £99Social Media near Badger Farm
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Badger Farm town centre.
- Social Media in St Crossnext door
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- Social Media in Sleepers' Hill1 km
- Social Media in Pitt1 km
- Social Media in Weeke2 km
- Social Media in Winchester2 km
- Social Media in Wharf Hill2 km
- Social Media in Bar End2 km
- Social Media in Fulflood2 km
- Social Media in The Soke2 km
- Social Media in St Giles's Hill3 km
- Social Media in Fairdown3 km
Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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