Badger, Shropshire
Beanies in Badger
Half the Badger search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
from £15
What beanies looks like round here
Winter headwear branded for work or promo.
We work with Badger businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Badger businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "beanies badger"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Beanies — the Badger map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Badger is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Beanies, and a word about Badger
You won't win Badger on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Badger job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Beanies in Badger
Duffy & Sons — Badger. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They were getting all their work from one directory that took a fat cut of every job, and nothing from Google.
What we built
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
What happened
They now turn work away in summer, which is a nice problem to have.
5 → 73
Enquiries / month
7.7s → 1.6s
Load time
12 days
Built in
£2000
Cost
"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."
Also in Badger: Workwear
Everything below has its own Badger page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Beanies without the Badger bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Beanies near Badger
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Badger town centre.
Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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