Bapchild, Kent
Performance Optimisation in Bapchild
Your competitors in Bapchild are one bad website away from losing the job to you.
from £250
What performance optimisation looks like round here
Speed tuning to make your site load faster and rank better.
We work with Bapchild businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Bapchild businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "performance optimisation bapchild"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Performance Optimisation — the Bapchild map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Bapchild is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Performance Optimisation, and a word about Bapchild
You won't win Bapchild on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
The competition in Kent isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.
If you don't need us — and sometimes you don't — we'll say so and save you the money.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Bapchild process.
Real-world example
Example: Performance Optimisation in Bapchild
Bellamy Trading — Bapchild. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They were getting all their work from one directory that took a fat cut of every job, and nothing from Google.
What we built
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
What happened
They now turn work away in summer, which is a nice problem to have.
11 → 37
Enquiries / month
7.0s → 1.4s
Load time
18 days
Built in
£1150
Cost
"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."
Also in Bapchild: Hosting & Support
Everything below has its own Bapchild page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Performance Optimisation without the Bapchild bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Daily Backups
Automated daily backups with easy restore options.
from £10/moMore hosting & supportMaintenance
Updates, backups, security patches and someone to call when things go sideways.
from £75/moMore hosting & supportManaged Hosting
We handle updates, security and performance so you don't have to.
from £15/moPerformance Optimisation near Bapchild
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Bapchild town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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- info@websitesnobollocks.com
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