
Bapchild, Kent
Press Releases in Bapchild
Bapchild isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
from £200
What press releases looks like round here
Newsworthy announcements written to get coverage.
We work with Bapchild businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Bapchild businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "press releases bapchild"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Press Releases — the Bapchild map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Bapchild is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Press Releases, and a word about Bapchild
Bapchild is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
The competition in Kent isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.
We're not local to Bapchild, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
Send us the name of your Bapchild business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Press Releases in Bapchild
Ashworth & Daughters — Bapchild. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.
What we built
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
What happened
The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.
7 → 39
Enquiries / month
8.8s → 1.5s
Load time
11 days
Built in
£1050
Cost
"It just works. Phone rings. That's all I wanted."
Also in Bapchild: Content Creation
Everything below has its own Bapchild page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Press Releases without the Bapchild bit
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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