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Everything in Barnard Castle

Barnard Castle, County Durham

Maintenance in Barnard Castle

Half the Barnard Castle search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.

from £75/mo

What maintenance looks like round here

Updates, backups, security patches and someone to call when things go sideways.

We work with Barnard Castle businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why Barnard Castle businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "maintenance barnard castle"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 5,500 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

Maintenance — the Barnard Castle map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Barnard Castle is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

Maintenance, and a word about Barnard Castle

You won't win Barnard Castle on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.

People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.

Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.

No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Barnard Castle job and we'll tell you the cost.

Real-world example

Example: Maintenance in Barnard Castle

Delaney Group — Barnard Castle. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.

What we built

  • Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
  • Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
  • Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
  • Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
  • Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile

What happened

The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.

7 → 69

Enquiries / month

8.6s → 1.1s

Load time

19 days

Built in

£1050

Cost

"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."

Also in Barnard Castle: Hosting & Support

Everything below has its own Barnard Castle page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

Daily BackupsManaged HostingMonthly SupportPerformance OptimisationRescue JobsSecurity MonitoringSSL CertificatesWebsite HostingWebsite UpdatesBusiness Websites

Maintenance without the Barnard Castle bit

The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.

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Daily Backups

Automated daily backups with easy restore options.

from £10/moMore hosting & support

Managed Hosting

We handle updates, security and performance so you don't have to.

from £15/moMore hosting & support

Monthly Support

A set number of support hours each month for tweaks and fixes.

from £75/mo

Maintenance near Barnard Castle

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Barnard Castle town centre.

I don't care about your kids or your dog — we build websites that get you customers
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Tell us what you need

Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.