
Barnyards, Fife
Brochures in Barnyards
Barnyards isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
from £250
What brochures looks like round here
Multi-page booklets that explain your services properly.
We work with Barnyards businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Barnyards businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "brochures barnyards"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Brochures — the Barnyards map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Barnyards is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Brochures, and a word about Barnyards
Barnyards is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
The competition in Fife isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.
We're not local to Barnyards, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Barnyards job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Brochures in Barnyards
Duffy & Sons — Barnyards. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They were getting all their work from one directory that took a fat cut of every job, and nothing from Google.
What we built
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
What happened
They now turn work away in summer, which is a nice problem to have.
5 → 52
Enquiries / month
7.2s → 1.6s
Load time
14 days
Built in
£1700
Cost
"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."
Also in Barnyards: Print Design
Everything below has its own Barnyards page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Brochures without the Barnyards bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Brochures near Barnyards
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Barnyards town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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