Basted, Kent
SEO in Basted
Half the Basted search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
What seo looks like round here
Get found by people who are actually looking for what you sell.
We work with Basted businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Basted businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "seo basted"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
SEO — the Basted map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Basted is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
SEO, and a word about Basted
You won't win Basted on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
You don't need a brand strategy workshop in Basted. You need clear prices, honest photos, and a page that tells people what to do next.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
Send us the name of your Basted business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: SEO in Basted
Nowak Services — Basted. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They had a Facebook page and a phone number written on a van. That was the whole marketing strategy.
What we built
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
What happened
Enquiries went from a trickle to a queue. They've since put a second van on the road.
10 → 57
Enquiries / month
9.4s → 1.2s
Load time
8 days
Built in
£1100
Cost
"Honestly thought it'd be a nightmare. It was done in a fortnight."
Also in Basted: Services
Everything below has its own Basted page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
SEO without the Basted bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
SEO near Basted
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Basted town centre.
Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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