Batch, Somerset
Business Cards in Batch
Half the Batch search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
from £75
What business cards looks like round here
Design plus print-ready files. We can arrange printing too.
We work with Batch businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Batch businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "business cards batch"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Business Cards — the Batch map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Batch is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Business Cards, and a word about Batch
You won't win Batch on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
The competition in Somerset isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Batch job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Business Cards in Batch
Hargreaves & Daughters — Batch. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
8 → 46
Enquiries / month
7.9s → 1.5s
Load time
9 days
Built in
£1600
Cost
"No waffle, no ten meetings. Sent them the details, got a site, got customers."
Also in Batch: Print Design
Everything below has its own Batch page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Business Cards without the Batch bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Business Cards near Batch
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Batch town centre.
- Business Cards in Lympsham1 km
- Business Cards in Purn1 km
- Business Cards in Eastertown2 km
- Business Cards in Bleadon2 km
- Business Cards in Shiplate3 km
- Business Cards in Oldmixon3 km
- Business Cards in Brean3 km
- Business Cards in Uphill3 km
- Business Cards in Edingworth4 km
- Business Cards in East Brent4 km
- Business Cards in Loxton4 km
- Business Cards in Berrow5 km
Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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