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Facebook Setup in Bates Cottages

Your competitors in Bates Cottages are one bad website away from losing the job to you.

from £99

What facebook setup looks like round here

Professional page setup with cover, profile and business details.

We work with Bates Cottages businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why Bates Cottages businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "facebook setup bates cottages"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

Facebook Setup — the Bates Cottages map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Bates Cottages is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

Facebook Setup, and a word about Bates Cottages

You won't win Bates Cottages on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.

You don't need a brand strategy workshop in Bates Cottages. You need clear prices, honest photos, and a page that tells people what to do next.

If you don't need us — and sometimes you don't — we'll say so and save you the money.

One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Bates Cottages process.

Real-world example

Example: Facebook Setup in Bates Cottages

Prendergast Trading — Bates Cottages. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

They were getting all their work from one directory that took a fat cut of every job, and nothing from Google.

What we built

  • Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
  • Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
  • A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
  • A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
  • Area pages for every town they cover

What happened

They now turn work away in summer, which is a nice problem to have.

8 → 58

Enquiries / month

8.3s → 1.4s

Load time

12 days

Built in

£950

Cost

"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."

Also in Bates Cottages: Social Media

Everything below has its own Bates Cottages page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

Cover PhotosInstagram SetupLinkedIn SetupMonthly Social ContentProfile ImagesSocial Media GraphicsTikTok SetupX (Twitter) SetupYouTube BrandingBusiness Websites

Facebook Setup without the Bates Cottages bit

The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.

All social media
More social media

Cover Photos

Headers and banners that work across Facebook, LinkedIn, YouTube and X.

from £50More social media

Instagram Setup

Bio, highlights, grid plan and profile optimised for your trade.

from £99More social media

LinkedIn Setup

Personal or company page that doesn't scream 'I made this in an hour'.

from £99

Facebook Setup near Bates Cottages

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Bates Cottages town centre.

I don't care about your kids or your dog — we build websites that get you customers
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Tell us what you need

Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.