
Battersea, Greater London
Business Consultancy in Battersea
Battersea isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
from £99/hr
What business consultancy looks like round here
Straight advice on your website, marketing and systems.
We work with Battersea businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Battersea businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "business consultancy battersea"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 75,651 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Business Consultancy — the Battersea map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Battersea is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Business Consultancy, and a word about Battersea
Battersea runs on knowing a bloke who knows a bloke. Your website is for everyone who doesn't know that bloke yet.
People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.
We're not local to Battersea, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
Send us the name of your Battersea business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Business Consultancy in Battersea
Kowalczyk Bros — Battersea. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.
What we built
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
What happened
The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.
10 → 60
Enquiries / month
6.6s → 1.3s
Load time
9 days
Built in
£1950
Cost
"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."
Also in Battersea: Business Growth
Everything below has its own Battersea page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Business Consultancy without the Battersea bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Competitor Analysis
See what your competitors are doing and where they're weak.
from £300More business growthDigital Transformation
Move your processes online and stop relying on paper.
from £1,500More business growthGrowth Plans
A step-by-step plan to grow your business online.
from £500Business Consultancy near Battersea
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
- 07932 064593· Text us
- info@websitesnobollocks.com
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