Battersea, Greater London
Cover Photos in Battersea
Half the Battersea search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
from £50
What cover photos looks like round here
Headers and banners that work across Facebook, LinkedIn, YouTube and X.
We work with Battersea businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Battersea businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "cover photos battersea"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 75,651 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Cover Photos — the Battersea map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Battersea is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Cover Photos, and a word about Battersea
With around 75,651 people, Battersea isn't a numbers game. You don't need thousands of visitors. You need the right dozen a week to actually ring you.
The competition in Greater London isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Battersea job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Cover Photos in Battersea
Duffy & Sons — Battersea. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They were getting all their work from one directory that took a fat cut of every job, and nothing from Google.
What we built
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
What happened
They now turn work away in summer, which is a nice problem to have.
5 → 52
Enquiries / month
9.8s → 1.6s
Load time
20 days
Built in
£2000
Cost
"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."
Also in Battersea: Social Media
Everything below has its own Battersea page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Cover Photos without the Battersea bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Facebook Setup
Professional page setup with cover, profile and business details.
from £99More social mediaInstagram Setup
Bio, highlights, grid plan and profile optimised for your trade.
from £99More social mediaLinkedIn Setup
Personal or company page that doesn't scream 'I made this in an hour'.
from £99Cover Photos near Battersea
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Battersea town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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