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Battersea, Greater London

Managed Hosting in Battersea

Battersea isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.

from £15/mo

What managed hosting looks like round here

We handle updates, security and performance so you don't have to.

We work with Battersea businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why Battersea businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "managed hosting battersea"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 75,651 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

Managed Hosting — the Battersea map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Battersea is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

Managed Hosting, and a word about Battersea

Battersea runs on knowing a bloke who knows a bloke. Your website is for everyone who doesn't know that bloke yet.

Half the businesses round Battersea are still paying monthly for a builder site they can't edit and don't own. If that's you, we'll move it, and you keep the keys.

We're not local to Battersea, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.

No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Battersea job and we'll tell you the cost.

Real-world example

Example: Managed Hosting in Battersea

Pemberton Bros — Battersea. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.

What we built

  • Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
  • Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
  • Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
  • Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
  • Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile

What happened

They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.

11 → 37

Enquiries / month

6.5s → 1.3s

Load time

9 days

Built in

£2150

Cost

"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."

Also in Battersea: Hosting & Support

Everything below has its own Battersea page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

Daily BackupsMaintenanceMonthly SupportPerformance OptimisationRescue JobsSecurity MonitoringSSL CertificatesWebsite HostingWebsite UpdatesBusiness Websites

Managed Hosting without the Battersea bit

The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.

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Daily Backups

Automated daily backups with easy restore options.

from £10/moMore hosting & support

Maintenance

Updates, backups, security patches and someone to call when things go sideways.

from £75/moMore hosting & support

Monthly Support

A set number of support hours each month for tweaks and fixes.

from £75/mo

Managed Hosting near Battersea

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Battersea town centre.

I don't care about your kids or your dog — we build websites that get you customers
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Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.