Chelsea, Greater London
Managed Hosting in Chelsea
Chelsea isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
from £15/mo
What managed hosting looks like round here
We handle updates, security and performance so you don't have to.
We work with Chelsea businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Chelsea businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "managed hosting chelsea"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 60,000 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Managed Hosting — the Chelsea map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Chelsea is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Managed Hosting, and a word about Chelsea
Chelsea runs on knowing a bloke who knows a bloke. Your website is for everyone who doesn't know that bloke yet.
The competition in Greater London isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.
We're not local to Chelsea, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Chelsea process.
Real-world example
Example: Managed Hosting in Chelsea
Kowalczyk Bros — Chelsea. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
8 → 34
Enquiries / month
8.1s → 1.3s
Load time
15 days
Built in
£1450
Cost
"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."
Also in Chelsea: Hosting & Support
Everything below has its own Chelsea page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Managed Hosting without the Chelsea bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Daily Backups
Automated daily backups with easy restore options.
from £10/moMore hosting & supportMaintenance
Updates, backups, security patches and someone to call when things go sideways.
from £75/moMore hosting & supportMonthly Support
A set number of support hours each month for tweaks and fixes.
from £75/moManaged Hosting near Chelsea
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Chelsea town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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