Battle Field, Newcastle upon Tyne
Performance Optimisation in Battle Field
Your competitors in Battle Field are one bad website away from losing the job to you.
from £250
What performance optimisation looks like round here
Speed tuning to make your site load faster and rank better.
We work with Battle Field businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Battle Field businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "performance optimisation battle field"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Performance Optimisation — the Battle Field map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Battle Field is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Performance Optimisation, and a word about Battle Field
You won't win Battle Field on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
The competition in Newcastle upon Tyne isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.
If you don't need us — and sometimes you don't — we'll say so and save you the money.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Battle Field process.
Real-world example
Example: Performance Optimisation in Battle Field
Pemberton Bros — Battle Field. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
8 → 43
Enquiries / month
7.7s → 1.3s
Load time
21 days
Built in
£1700
Cost
"It just works. Phone rings. That's all I wanted."
Also in Battle Field: Hosting & Support
Everything below has its own Battle Field page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Performance Optimisation without the Battle Field bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Daily Backups
Automated daily backups with easy restore options.
from £10/moMore hosting & supportMaintenance
Updates, backups, security patches and someone to call when things go sideways.
from £75/moMore hosting & supportManaged Hosting
We handle updates, security and performance so you don't have to.
from £15/moPerformance Optimisation near Battle Field
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Battle Field town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
- 07932 064593· Text us
- info@websitesnobollocks.com
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