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Everything in Bean

Bean, Kent

Email Copy in Bean

Your competitors in Bean are one bad website away from losing the job to you.

from £100/email

What email copy looks like round here

Subject lines and body copy that get opens and clicks.

We work with Bean businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why Bean businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "email copy bean"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

Email Copy — the Bean map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Bean is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

Email Copy, and a word about Bean

You won't win Bean on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.

Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.

If you don't need us — and sometimes you don't — we'll say so and save you the money.

One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Bean process.

Real-world example

Example: Email Copy in Bean

Okafor Ltd — Bean. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.

What we built

  • Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
  • A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
  • A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
  • Area pages for every town they cover
  • Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out

What happened

They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.

5 → 22

Enquiries / month

6.9s → 1.7s

Load time

13 days

Built in

£1450

Cost

"No waffle, no ten meetings. Sent them the details, got a site, got customers."

Also in Bean: Content Creation

Everything below has its own Bean page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

Area PagesBlog WritingCase StudiesFAQ PagesPress ReleasesProduct DescriptionsService PagesWebsite CopywritingBusiness WebsitesTrades Websites

Email Copy without the Bean bit

The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.

All content creation
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Area Pages

Target every location you serve with locally focused content.

from £75/pageMore content creation

Blog Writing

Regular posts that build authority and bring in search traffic.

from £100/postMore content creation

Case Studies

Proof that you've done it before and done it well.

from £200

Email Copy near Bean

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Bean town centre.

I don't care about your kids or your dog — we build websites that get you customers
Get in touch

Tell us what you need

Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.