
Bedlam, North Yorkshire
Social Media in Bedlam
Nobody in Bedlam rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.
What social media looks like round here
Profiles, covers and content that don't look like they were made in 2012.
We work with Bedlam businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Bedlam businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "social media bedlam"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Social Media — the Bedlam map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Bedlam is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Social Media, and a word about Bedlam
Bedlam is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.
You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".
Send us the name of your Bedlam business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Social Media in Bedlam
Pemberton Bros — Bedlam. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
8 → 22
Enquiries / month
9.1s → 1.3s
Load time
21 days
Built in
£800
Cost
"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."
Also in Bedlam: Services
Everything below has its own Bedlam page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Social Media without the Bedlam bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Cover Photos
Headers and banners that work across Facebook, LinkedIn, YouTube and X.
from £50More social mediaFacebook Setup
Professional page setup with cover, profile and business details.
from £99More social mediaInstagram Setup
Bio, highlights, grid plan and profile optimised for your trade.
from £99Social Media near Bedlam
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Bedlam town centre.
- Social Media in Pateley Bridgenext door
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- Social Media in Bewerleynext door
- Social Media in Blazefield2 km
- Social Media in Glasshouses2 km
- Social Media in Wilsill2 km
- Social Media in Smelthouses3 km
- Social Media in Low Laithe4 km
- Social Media in Heyshaw4 km
- Social Media in Greenhow Hill5 km
- Social Media in Summer Bridge5 km
- Social Media in Keld Houses6 km

Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
- 07932 064593· Text us
- info@websitesnobollocks.com
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