
Beer, Devon
Website Hosting in Beer
Half the Beer search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
from £15/mo
What website hosting looks like round here
Reliable UK hosting with SSL, backups and monitoring.
We work with Beer businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Beer businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "website hosting beer"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 1,317 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Website Hosting — the Beer map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Beer is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Website Hosting, and a word about Beer
You won't win Beer on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Beer job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Website Hosting in Beer
Rowntree Ltd — Beer. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
8 → 37
Enquiries / month
6.8s → 1.7s
Load time
21 days
Built in
£800
Cost
"It just works. Phone rings. That's all I wanted."
Also in Beer: Hosting & Support
Everything below has its own Beer page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Website Hosting without the Beer bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Daily Backups
Automated daily backups with easy restore options.
from £10/moMore hosting & supportMaintenance
Updates, backups, security patches and someone to call when things go sideways.
from £75/moMore hosting & supportManaged Hosting
We handle updates, security and performance so you don't have to.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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