Birkin, North Yorkshire
Product Descriptions in Birkin
Half the Birkin search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
from £25 each
What product descriptions looks like round here
Descriptions that sell the benefit, not just list the spec.
We work with Birkin businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Birkin businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "product descriptions birkin"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Product Descriptions — the Birkin map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Birkin is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Product Descriptions, and a word about Birkin
You won't win Birkin on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Birkin job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Product Descriptions in Birkin
Prendergast Trading — Birkin. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They were getting all their work from one directory that took a fat cut of every job, and nothing from Google.
What we built
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
What happened
They now turn work away in summer, which is a nice problem to have.
8 → 46
Enquiries / month
8.5s → 1.4s
Load time
14 days
Built in
£1400
Cost
"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."
Also in Birkin: Content Creation
Everything below has its own Birkin page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Product Descriptions without the Birkin bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Area Pages
Target every location you serve with locally focused content.
from £75/pageMore content creationBlog Writing
Regular posts that build authority and bring in search traffic.
from £100/postMore content creationCase Studies
Proof that you've done it before and done it well.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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