Bitchet Green, Kent
Email Copy in Bitchet Green
Bitchet Green isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
from £100/email
What email copy looks like round here
Subject lines and body copy that get opens and clicks.
We work with Bitchet Green businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Bitchet Green businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "email copy bitchet green"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Email Copy — the Bitchet Green map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Bitchet Green is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Email Copy, and a word about Bitchet Green
Bitchet Green is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.
We're not local to Bitchet Green, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Bitchet Green process.
Real-world example
Example: Email Copy in Bitchet Green
Whitlock & Co — Bitchet Green. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They were getting all their work from one directory that took a fat cut of every job, and nothing from Google.
What we built
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
What happened
They now turn work away in summer, which is a nice problem to have.
11 → 67
Enquiries / month
8.5s → 1.8s
Load time
20 days
Built in
£950
Cost
"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."
Also in Bitchet Green: Content Creation
Everything below has its own Bitchet Green page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Email Copy without the Bitchet Green bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Area Pages
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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