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Black Patch, Sandwell

Brand Guidelines in Black Patch

Black Patch isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.

from £650

What brand guidelines looks like round here

A rulebook so your brand stays consistent everywhere it appears.

We work with Black Patch businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why Black Patch businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "brand guidelines black patch"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

Brand Guidelines — the Black Patch map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Black Patch is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

Brand Guidelines, and a word about Black Patch

Black Patch is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.

People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.

We're not local to Black Patch, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.

Send us the name of your Black Patch business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.

Real-world example

Example: Brand Guidelines in Black Patch

Ashworth & Daughters — Black Patch. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.

What we built

  • Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
  • Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
  • Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
  • Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
  • Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile

What happened

They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.

11 → 22

Enquiries / month

9.3s → 1.5s

Load time

13 days

Built in

£800

Cost

"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."

Also in Black Patch: Branding & Design

Everything below has its own Black Patch page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

Brand IdentityBusiness StationeryColour SchemesFavicon DesignIcon PacksLogo DesignMascot DesignTypographyBusiness WebsitesTrades Websites

Brand Guidelines without the Black Patch bit

The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.

All branding & design
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Brand Identity

Colours, fonts, tone and visuals that actually feel like you.

from £549More branding & design

Business Stationery

Letterheads, compliment slips and cards that match your brand.

from £200More branding & design

Colour Schemes

A palette that works online, in print and on your van.

from £99

Brand Guidelines near Black Patch

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Black Patch town centre.

I don't care about your kids or your dog — we build websites that get you customers
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Tell us what you need

Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.