Bloodden, Kent
Business Cards in Bloodden
Bloodden isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
from £75
What business cards looks like round here
Design plus print-ready files. We can arrange printing too.
We work with Bloodden businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Bloodden businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "business cards bloodden"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Business Cards — the Bloodden map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Bloodden is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Business Cards, and a word about Bloodden
Bloodden is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.
We're not local to Bloodden, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Bloodden job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Business Cards in Bloodden
Delaney Group — Bloodden. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
5 → 52
Enquiries / month
8.4s → 1.1s
Load time
9 days
Built in
£1100
Cost
"It just works. Phone rings. That's all I wanted."
Also in Bloodden: Print Design
Everything below has its own Bloodden page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Business Cards without the Bloodden bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
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Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Bloodden town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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