
Bluetown, Kent
Brochures in Bluetown
Bluetown isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
from £250
What brochures looks like round here
Multi-page booklets that explain your services properly.
We work with Bluetown businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Bluetown businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "brochures bluetown"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Brochures — the Bluetown map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Bluetown is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Brochures, and a word about Bluetown
Bluetown is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
We're not local to Bluetown, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
Send us the name of your Bluetown business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Brochures in Bluetown
Bellamy Trading — Bluetown. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They had a Facebook page and a phone number written on a van. That was the whole marketing strategy.
What we built
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
What happened
Enquiries went from a trickle to a queue. They've since put a second van on the road.
7 → 24
Enquiries / month
6.6s → 1.4s
Load time
10 days
Built in
£800
Cost
"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."
Also in Bluetown: Print Design
Everything below has its own Bluetown page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Brochures without the Bluetown bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
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Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Bluetown town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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