Bodden, Somerset
Social Media in Bodden
Half the Bodden search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
What social media looks like round here
Profiles, covers and content that don't look like they were made in 2012.
We work with Bodden businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Bodden businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "social media bodden"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Social Media — the Bodden map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Bodden is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Social Media, and a word about Bodden
You won't win Bodden on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
Half the businesses round Bodden are still paying monthly for a builder site they can't edit and don't own. If that's you, we'll move it, and you keep the keys.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Bodden process.
Real-world example
Example: Social Media in Bodden
Pemberton Bros — Bodden. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
11 → 22
Enquiries / month
9.0s → 1.3s
Load time
21 days
Built in
£1350
Cost
"It just works. Phone rings. That's all I wanted."
Also in Bodden: Services
Everything below has its own Bodden page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Social Media without the Bodden bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Cover Photos
Headers and banners that work across Facebook, LinkedIn, YouTube and X.
from £50More social mediaFacebook Setup
Professional page setup with cover, profile and business details.
from £99More social mediaInstagram Setup
Bio, highlights, grid plan and profile optimised for your trade.
from £99Social Media near Bodden
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Bodden town centre.
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- Social Media in Waterlip2 km
- Social Media in Shepton Mallet2 km
- Social Media in Cannard's Grave3 km
- Social Media in Bowlish3 km
- Social Media in West Shepton3 km
- Social Media in Darshill3 km
- Social Media in Oakhill3 km
- Social Media in Chesterblade4 km
- Social Media in Prestleigh4 km
Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
- 07932 064593· Text us
- info@websitesnobollocks.com
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