
Boleyn, Greater London
Analytics in Boleyn
Boleyn isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
from £200
What analytics looks like round here
Set up tracking so you know what's actually making you money.
We work with Boleyn businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Boleyn businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "analytics boleyn"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Analytics — the Boleyn map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Boleyn is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Analytics, and a word about Boleyn
Boleyn is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
You don't need a brand strategy workshop in Boleyn. You need clear prices, honest photos, and a page that tells people what to do next.
We're not local to Boleyn, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Boleyn process.
Real-world example
Example: Analytics in Boleyn
Pemberton Bros — Boleyn. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.
What we built
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
What happened
The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.
7 → 24
Enquiries / month
9.5s → 1.3s
Load time
19 days
Built in
£1650
Cost
"No waffle, no ten meetings. Sent them the details, got a site, got customers."
Also in Boleyn: Digital Marketing
Everything below has its own Boleyn page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Analytics without the Boleyn bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
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Turn more of your existing visitors into paying customers.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
- 07932 064593· Text us
- info@websitesnobollocks.com
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