Boscastle, Cornwall
Slate Carving in Boscastle
Half the Boscastle search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
What slate carving looks like round here
Hand-finished slate signs with real character — not plastic pretending to be stone.
We work with Boscastle businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Boscastle businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "slate carving boscastle"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 641 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Slate Carving — the Boscastle map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Boscastle is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Slate Carving, and a word about Boscastle
You won't win Boscastle on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
The competition in Cornwall isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
Send us the name of your Boscastle business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Slate Carving in Boscastle
Okafor Ltd — Boscastle. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
5 → 61
Enquiries / month
8.7s → 1.7s
Load time
19 days
Built in
£1000
Cost
"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."
Also in Boscastle: Services
Everything below has its own Boscastle page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Slate Carving without the Boscastle bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Slate Carving near Boscastle
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Boscastle town centre.
- Slate Carving in Forraburynext door
- Slate Carving in Welltown1 km
- Slate Carving in Trevalga2 km
- Slate Carving in Trethevey3 km
- Slate Carving in St Juliot3 km
- Slate Carving in Trevillett3 km
- Slate Carving in Lesnewth3 km
- Slate Carving in Halgabron3 km
- Slate Carving in Bossiney4 km
- Slate Carving in Trenale4 km
- Slate Carving in Downrow4 km
- Slate Carving in Penpethy5 km
Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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