🪨 Slate Carving
Bespoke Slate Projects
One-off slate pieces designed and carved to your brief.
What you get
- Fixed price before we start
- Built for your business, not a template
- Mobile-first and fast loading
- Plain-English copy that sells
- Human support, not a chatbot
- Turnaround in days, not months
You don't get
- Hidden fees
- Monthly ransom to keep it live
- Jargon nobody understands
- Waiting weeks for a reply
Ready to talk?
Tell us what you need and we'll send a fixed quote — usually the same day.
Typical price: from £99. Final quote depends on exactly what you need.
How it works
Tell us what you need
One call. No sales script.
Fixed price quote
In writing before we start.
We build it
Fast, properly, no faff.
You own it
Files, domain, the lot.
Real-world example
Example: Bespoke Slate Projects in Cardiff
Nowak Services — Cardiff. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They had a Facebook page and a phone number written on a van. That was the whole marketing strategy.
What we built
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
What happened
Enquiries went from a trickle to a queue. They've since put a second van on the road.
7 → 18
Enquiries / month
6.5s → 1.2s
Load time
12 days
Built in
£2000
Cost
"Honestly thought it'd be a nightmare. It was done in a fortnight."
Who asks for bespoke slate projects
These sectors order this most. Each one has its own page with prices, examples and the bits that actually matter — or browse all industries.
Bespoke Slate Projects for cleaning & facilities
Domestic and commercial rounds, quotes by square footage.
See the sector page Food, Drink & HospitalityBespoke Slate Projects for hotels & b&bs
Rooms, rates and direct bookings that dodge commission.
See the sector page Health & WellbeingBespoke Slate Projects for health & wellness
Therapists, dentists, clinics. Calm design, clear booking.
See the sector page Home & LifestyleBespoke Slate Projects for furniture & joinery
Bespoke builds, lead times and deposits up front.
See the sector page Pets, Animals & OutdoorsBespoke Slate Projects for campsites & glamping
Pitch availability, direct bookings, no commission.
See the sector page Food, Drink & HospitalityBespoke Slate Projects for cafés & bakeries
Daily specials, order-ahead and a menu you can edit yourself.
See the sector page Public, Care & CommunityBespoke Slate Projects for childminders & nurseries
Places, fees, funding and a tour booking form.
See the sector page Pets, Animals & OutdoorsBespoke Slate Projects for equestrian & stables
Livery packages, lessons and event calendars.
See the sector pageBespoke Slate Projects in your town
We cover every town and village in the UK. Pick yours, or see all 36,061 of them.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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