🪨 Slate Carving
Corporate Gifts
Branded slate coasters, plaques and desk items.
What you get
- Fixed price before we start
- Built for your business, not a template
- Mobile-first and fast loading
- Plain-English copy that sells
- Human support, not a chatbot
- Turnaround in days, not months
You don't get
- Hidden fees
- Monthly ransom to keep it live
- Jargon nobody understands
- Waiting weeks for a reply
Ready to talk?
Tell us what you need and we'll send a fixed quote — usually the same day.
Typical price: from £75. Final quote depends on exactly what you need.
How it works
Tell us what you need
One call. No sales script.
Fixed price quote
In writing before we start.
We build it
Fast, properly, no faff.
You own it
Files, domain, the lot.
Real-world example
Example: Corporate Gifts in Sheffield
Kowalczyk Bros — Sheffield. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.
What we built
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
What happened
The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.
10 → 36
Enquiries / month
9.1s → 1.3s
Load time
9 days
Built in
£1400
Cost
"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."
Who asks for corporate gifts
These sectors order this most. Each one has its own page with prices, examples and the bits that actually matter — or browse all industries.
Corporate Gifts for accountants & bookkeepers
Fixed-fee packages, deadlines and secure client uploads.
See the sector page Health & WellbeingCorporate Gifts for beauty & salons
Treatment menus, gallery and online booking with deposits.
See the sector page Creative, Events & CommunityCorporate Gifts for charities & non-profits
Donations, volunteer sign-ups and impact stories.
See the sector page Public, Care & CommunityCorporate Gifts for childminders & nurseries
Places, fees, funding and a tour booking form.
See the sector page Trades & PropertyCorporate Gifts for electricians
Certs, callouts and rewires. Emergency numbers front and centre.
See the sector page Industry, Farming & EnergyCorporate Gifts for energy & utilities
Compliance-heavy content made readable.
See the sector page Pets, Animals & OutdoorsCorporate Gifts for equestrian & stables
Livery packages, lessons and event calendars.
See the sector page Home & LifestyleCorporate Gifts for kitchens & bathrooms
Showroom galleries, finance options and design consultations.
See the sector pageCorporate Gifts in your town
We cover every town and village in the UK. Pick yours, or see all 36,061 of them.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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