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Everything in Botcherby

Botcherby, Cumbria

Area Pages in Botcherby

Half the Botcherby search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.

from £75/page

What area pages looks like round here

Target every location you serve with locally focused content.

We work with Botcherby businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why Botcherby businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "area pages botcherby"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

Area Pages — the Botcherby map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Botcherby is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

Area Pages, and a word about Botcherby

You won't win Botcherby on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.

People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.

Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.

One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Botcherby process.

Real-world example

Example: Area Pages in Botcherby

Ashworth & Daughters — Botcherby. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.

What we built

  • A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
  • Area pages for every town they cover
  • Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
  • Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
  • Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal

What happened

They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.

5 → 61

Enquiries / month

8.9s → 1.5s

Load time

11 days

Built in

£750

Cost

"Honestly thought it'd be a nightmare. It was done in a fortnight."

Also in Botcherby: Content Creation

Everything below has its own Botcherby page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

Blog WritingCase StudiesEmail CopyFAQ PagesPress ReleasesProduct DescriptionsService PagesWebsite CopywritingBusiness WebsitesTrades Websites

Area Pages without the Botcherby bit

The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.

All content creation
More content creation

Blog Writing

Regular posts that build authority and bring in search traffic.

from £100/postMore content creation

Case Studies

Proof that you've done it before and done it well.

from £200More content creation

Email Copy

Subject lines and body copy that get opens and clicks.

from £100/email

Area Pages near Botcherby

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Botcherby town centre.

I don't care about your kids or your dog — we build websites that get you customers
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Tell us what you need

Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.