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Everything in Botcherby

Botcherby, Cumbria

Managed Hosting in Botcherby

Your competitors in Botcherby are one bad website away from losing the job to you.

from £15/mo

What managed hosting looks like round here

We handle updates, security and performance so you don't have to.

We work with Botcherby businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why Botcherby businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "managed hosting botcherby"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

Managed Hosting — the Botcherby map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Botcherby is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

Managed Hosting, and a word about Botcherby

You won't win Botcherby on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.

Half the businesses round Botcherby are still paying monthly for a builder site they can't edit and don't own. If that's you, we'll move it, and you keep the keys.

If you don't need us — and sometimes you don't — we'll say so and save you the money.

One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Botcherby process.

Real-world example

Example: Managed Hosting in Botcherby

Braithwaite Group — Botcherby. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.

What we built

  • Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
  • A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
  • A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
  • Area pages for every town they cover
  • Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out

What happened

The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.

7 → 54

Enquiries / month

7.8s → 1.1s

Load time

17 days

Built in

£1100

Cost

"No waffle, no ten meetings. Sent them the details, got a site, got customers."

Also in Botcherby: Hosting & Support

Everything below has its own Botcherby page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

Daily BackupsMaintenanceMonthly SupportPerformance OptimisationRescue JobsSecurity MonitoringSSL CertificatesWebsite HostingWebsite UpdatesBusiness Websites

Managed Hosting without the Botcherby bit

The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.

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Daily Backups

Automated daily backups with easy restore options.

from £10/moMore hosting & support

Maintenance

Updates, backups, security patches and someone to call when things go sideways.

from £75/moMore hosting & support

Monthly Support

A set number of support hours each month for tweaks and fixes.

from £75/mo

Managed Hosting near Botcherby

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Botcherby town centre.

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Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.