
Bottom House, Staffordshire
Brand Guidelines in Bottom House
Nobody in Bottom House rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.
from £650
What brand guidelines looks like round here
A rulebook so your brand stays consistent everywhere it appears.
We work with Bottom House businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Bottom House businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "brand guidelines bottom house"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Brand Guidelines — the Bottom House map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Bottom House is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Brand Guidelines, and a word about Bottom House
Bottom House is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".
Send us the name of your Bottom House business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Brand Guidelines in Bottom House
Hargreaves & Daughters — Bottom House. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
The site loaded in nine seconds, had a stock photo of a handshake, and said absolutely nothing about what they actually charge.
What we built
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
What happened
Cost of the site paid back in under six weeks of extra work.
6 → 47
Enquiries / month
8.2s → 1.5s
Load time
11 days
Built in
£1050
Cost
"No waffle, no ten meetings. Sent them the details, got a site, got customers."
Also in Bottom House: Branding & Design
Everything below has its own Bottom House page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Brand Guidelines without the Bottom House bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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