
Bottom House, Staffordshire
Competitor Analysis in Bottom House
Nobody in Bottom House rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.
from £300
What competitor analysis looks like round here
See what your competitors are doing and where they're weak.
We work with Bottom House businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Bottom House businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "competitor analysis bottom house"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Competitor Analysis — the Bottom House map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Bottom House is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Competitor Analysis, and a word about Bottom House
Bottom House is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.
You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Bottom House job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Competitor Analysis in Bottom House
Pemberton Bros — Bottom House. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
5 → 22
Enquiries / month
6.7s → 1.3s
Load time
17 days
Built in
£850
Cost
"It just works. Phone rings. That's all I wanted."
Also in Bottom House: Business Growth
Everything below has its own Bottom House page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Competitor Analysis without the Bottom House bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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