Bottomboat, City and Borough of Wakefield
Email Copy in Bottomboat
Bottomboat isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
from £100/email
What email copy looks like round here
Subject lines and body copy that get opens and clicks.
We work with Bottomboat businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Bottomboat businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "email copy bottomboat"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Email Copy — the Bottomboat map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Bottomboat is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Email Copy, and a word about Bottomboat
Bottomboat is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
The competition in City and Borough of Wakefield isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.
We're not local to Bottomboat, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
Send us the name of your Bottomboat business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Email Copy in Bottomboat
Pemberton Bros — Bottomboat. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
11 → 67
Enquiries / month
6.5s → 1.3s
Load time
9 days
Built in
£1000
Cost
"It just works. Phone rings. That's all I wanted."
Also in Bottomboat: Content Creation
Everything below has its own Bottomboat page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Email Copy without the Bottomboat bit
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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