Bottomboat, City and Borough of Wakefield
Social Media in Bottomboat
Nobody in Bottomboat rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.
What social media looks like round here
Profiles, covers and content that don't look like they were made in 2012.
We work with Bottomboat businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Bottomboat businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "social media bottomboat"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Social Media — the Bottomboat map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Bottomboat is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Social Media, and a word about Bottomboat
Bottomboat is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Bottomboat job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Social Media in Bottomboat
Kowalczyk Bros — Bottomboat. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.
What we built
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
What happened
The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.
10 → 18
Enquiries / month
9.4s → 1.3s
Load time
21 days
Built in
£1150
Cost
"It just works. Phone rings. That's all I wanted."
Also in Bottomboat: Services
Everything below has its own Bottomboat page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Social Media without the Bottomboat bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Cover Photos
Headers and banners that work across Facebook, LinkedIn, YouTube and X.
from £50More social mediaFacebook Setup
Professional page setup with cover, profile and business details.
from £99More social mediaInstagram Setup
Bio, highlights, grid plan and profile optimised for your trade.
from £99Social Media near Bottomboat
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Bottomboat town centre.
- Social Media in Stanley1 km
- Social Media in Patrick Green1 km
- Social Media in Methley Lanes1 km
- Social Media in Royds Green2 km
- Social Media in Altofts2 km
- Social Media in Lower Altofts2 km
- Social Media in Ouzlewell Green2 km
- Social Media in Lofthouse Gate2 km
- Social Media in Ellentrees3 km
- Social Media in Lofthouse3 km
- Social Media in Outwood3 km
- Social Media in Pinders Fields3 km
Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
- 07932 064593· Text us
- info@websitesnobollocks.com
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