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Bottomboat, City and Borough of Wakefield

Typography in Bottomboat

Half the Bottomboat search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.

from £99

What typography looks like round here

Fonts paired for readability, personality and web performance.

We work with Bottomboat businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why Bottomboat businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "typography bottomboat"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

Typography — the Bottomboat map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Bottomboat is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

Typography, and a word about Bottomboat

You won't win Bottomboat on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.

People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.

Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.

No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Bottomboat job and we'll tell you the cost.

Real-world example

Example: Typography in Bottomboat

Kaur & Co — Bottomboat. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

They were getting all their work from one directory that took a fat cut of every job, and nothing from Google.

What we built

  • Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
  • Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
  • Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
  • Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
  • A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell

What happened

They now turn work away in summer, which is a nice problem to have.

11 → 22

Enquiries / month

7.2s → 1.8s

Load time

20 days

Built in

£1550

Cost

"Honestly thought it'd be a nightmare. It was done in a fortnight."

Also in Bottomboat: Branding & Design

Everything below has its own Bottomboat page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

Brand GuidelinesBrand IdentityBusiness StationeryColour SchemesFavicon DesignIcon PacksLogo DesignMascot DesignBusiness WebsitesTrades Websites

Typography without the Bottomboat bit

The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.

All branding & design
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Brand Guidelines

A rulebook so your brand stays consistent everywhere it appears.

from £650More branding & design

Brand Identity

Colours, fonts, tone and visuals that actually feel like you.

from £549More branding & design

Business Stationery

Letterheads, compliment slips and cards that match your brand.

from £200

Typography near Bottomboat

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Bottomboat town centre.

I don't care about your kids or your dog — we build websites that get you customers
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Tell us what you need

Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.