
Bottoms, Borough of Tameside
Maintenance in Bottoms
Bottoms isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
from £75/mo
What maintenance looks like round here
Updates, backups, security patches and someone to call when things go sideways.
We work with Bottoms businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Bottoms businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "maintenance bottoms"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Maintenance — the Bottoms map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Bottoms is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Maintenance, and a word about Bottoms
Bottoms is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
The competition in Borough of Tameside isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.
We're not local to Bottoms, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Bottoms process.
Real-world example
Example: Maintenance in Bottoms
Merriman & Sons — Bottoms. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Plenty of traffic, no enquiries. People landed, got confused, and left to ring someone else.
What we built
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
What happened
Ranked top three locally for the phrases that actually pay, not vanity keywords.
3 → 38
Enquiries / month
6.6s → 1.6s
Load time
14 days
Built in
£800
Cost
"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."
Also in Bottoms: Hosting & Support
Everything below has its own Bottoms page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Maintenance without the Bottoms bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Daily Backups
Automated daily backups with easy restore options.
from £10/moMore hosting & supportManaged Hosting
We handle updates, security and performance so you don't have to.
from £15/moMore hosting & supportMonthly Support
A set number of support hours each month for tweaks and fixes.
from £75/moMaintenance near Bottoms
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Bottoms town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
- 07932 064593· Text us
- info@websitesnobollocks.com
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