Brae, Shetland Islands
Slate Carving in Brae
Half the Brae search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
What slate carving looks like round here
Hand-finished slate signs with real character — not plastic pretending to be stone.
We work with Brae businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Brae businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "slate carving brae"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 720 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Slate Carving — the Brae map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Brae is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Slate Carving, and a word about Brae
You won't win Brae on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
You don't need a brand strategy workshop in Brae. You need clear prices, honest photos, and a page that tells people what to do next.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Brae job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Slate Carving in Brae
Okafor Ltd — Brae. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
5 → 67
Enquiries / month
7.8s → 1.7s
Load time
19 days
Built in
£1000
Cost
"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."
Also in Brae: Services
Everything below has its own Brae page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Slate Carving without the Brae bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Slate Carving near Brae
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Brae town centre.
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- Slate Carving in Innbanks3 km
- Slate Carving in Wethersta3 km
- Slate Carving in Hultness3 km
- Slate Carving in Mangaster4 km
- Slate Carving in Scatsta5 km
- Slate Carving in Sullom5 km
- Slate Carving in Sella Ness7 km
- Slate Carving in Gonfirth7 km
Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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