Brims, Orkney Islands
Performance Optimisation in Brims
Half the Brims search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
from £250
What performance optimisation looks like round here
Speed tuning to make your site load faster and rank better.
We work with Brims businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Brims businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "performance optimisation brims"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Performance Optimisation — the Brims map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Brims is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Performance Optimisation, and a word about Brims
You won't win Brims on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
You don't need a brand strategy workshop in Brims. You need clear prices, honest photos, and a page that tells people what to do next.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
Send us the name of your Brims business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Performance Optimisation in Brims
Nowak Services — Brims. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They were getting all their work from one directory that took a fat cut of every job, and nothing from Google.
What we built
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
What happened
They now turn work away in summer, which is a nice problem to have.
8 → 61
Enquiries / month
6.2s → 1.2s
Load time
8 days
Built in
£1500
Cost
"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."
Also in Brims: Hosting & Support
Everything below has its own Brims page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Performance Optimisation without the Brims bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Daily Backups
Automated daily backups with easy restore options.
from £10/moMore hosting & supportMaintenance
Updates, backups, security patches and someone to call when things go sideways.
from £75/moMore hosting & supportManaged Hosting
We handle updates, security and performance so you don't have to.
from £15/moPerformance Optimisation near Brims
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Brims town centre.
- Performance Optimisation in Hurlinessnext door
- Performance Optimisation in Melsetter2 km
- Performance Optimisation in South Walls3 km
- Performance Optimisation in Little Ayre3 km
- Performance Optimisation in Wyng4 km
- Performance Optimisation in Osmondwall5 km
- Performance Optimisation in Crockness5 km
- Performance Optimisation in Rinnigill6 km
- Performance Optimisation in Lyness7 km
- Performance Optimisation in Rackwick13 km
- Performance Optimisation in Hoxa14 km
- Performance Optimisation in Quoyness14 km
Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
- 07932 064593· Text us
- info@websitesnobollocks.com
- All over the UK · Mon–Fri 8am–6pm