
Burlings, Kent
Analytics in Burlings
Half the Burlings search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
from £200
What analytics looks like round here
Set up tracking so you know what's actually making you money.
We work with Burlings businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Burlings businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "analytics burlings"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Analytics — the Burlings map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Burlings is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Analytics, and a word about Burlings
You won't win Burlings on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
Half the businesses round Burlings are still paying monthly for a builder site they can't edit and don't own. If that's you, we'll move it, and you keep the keys.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
Send us the name of your Burlings business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Analytics in Burlings
Kowalczyk Bros — Burlings. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.
What we built
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
What happened
The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.
4 → 54
Enquiries / month
6.2s → 1.3s
Load time
13 days
Built in
£850
Cost
"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."
Also in Burlings: Digital Marketing
Everything below has its own Burlings page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Analytics without the Burlings bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Conversion Optimisation
Turn more of your existing visitors into paying customers.
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Newsletters, promotions and automated sequences that get opened.
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Targeted campaigns that drive leads, sales or foot traffic.
from £300/mo + spendAnalytics near Burlings
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
- 07932 064593· Text us
- info@websitesnobollocks.com
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