
Burpham, Surrey
Product Descriptions in Burpham
Half the Burpham search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
from £25 each
What product descriptions looks like round here
Descriptions that sell the benefit, not just list the spec.
We work with Burpham businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Burpham businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "product descriptions burpham"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 5,695 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Product Descriptions — the Burpham map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Burpham is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Product Descriptions, and a word about Burpham
You won't win Burpham on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
Send us the name of your Burpham business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Product Descriptions in Burpham
Merriman & Sons — Burpham. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They were getting all their work from one directory that took a fat cut of every job, and nothing from Google.
What we built
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
What happened
They now turn work away in summer, which is a nice problem to have.
11 → 37
Enquiries / month
9.6s → 1.6s
Load time
10 days
Built in
£1000
Cost
"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."
Also in Burpham: Content Creation
Everything below has its own Burpham page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Product Descriptions without the Burpham bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Area Pages
Target every location you serve with locally focused content.
from £75/pageMore content creationBlog Writing
Regular posts that build authority and bring in search traffic.
from £100/postMore content creationCase Studies
Proof that you've done it before and done it well.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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