Burren, Newry Mourne and Down
Analytics in Burren
Half the Burren search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
from £200
What analytics looks like round here
Set up tracking so you know what's actually making you money.
We work with Burren businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Burren businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "analytics burren"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Analytics — the Burren map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Burren is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Analytics, and a word about Burren
You won't win Burren on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
The competition in Newry Mourne and Down isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Burren job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Analytics in Burren
Pemberton Bros — Burren. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
5 → 52
Enquiries / month
8.6s → 1.3s
Load time
11 days
Built in
£1950
Cost
"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."
Also in Burren: Digital Marketing
Everything below has its own Burren page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Analytics without the Burren bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Conversion Optimisation
Turn more of your existing visitors into paying customers.
from £350More digital marketingEmail Marketing
Newsletters, promotions and automated sequences that get opened.
from £79/moMore digital marketingFacebook Ads
Targeted campaigns that drive leads, sales or foot traffic.
from £300/mo + spendAnalytics near Burren
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Burren town centre.
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- Analytics in Camlough11 km
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- Analytics in Hilltown11 km
Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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