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Everything in Calais

Calais, Guernsey

Maintenance in Calais

Your competitors in Calais are one bad website away from losing the job to you.

from £75/mo

What maintenance looks like round here

Updates, backups, security patches and someone to call when things go sideways.

We work with Calais businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why Calais businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "maintenance calais"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

Maintenance — the Calais map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Calais is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

Maintenance, and a word about Calais

You won't win Calais on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.

The competition in Guernsey isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.

If you don't need us — and sometimes you don't — we'll say so and save you the money.

One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Calais process.

Real-world example

Example: Maintenance in Calais

Merriman & Sons — Calais. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

They were getting all their work from one directory that took a fat cut of every job, and nothing from Google.

What we built

  • Area pages for every town they cover
  • Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
  • Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
  • Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
  • Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected

What happened

They now turn work away in summer, which is a nice problem to have.

11 → 19

Enquiries / month

7.6s → 1.6s

Load time

20 days

Built in

£1750

Cost

"It just works. Phone rings. That's all I wanted."

Also in Calais: Hosting & Support

Everything below has its own Calais page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

Daily BackupsManaged HostingMonthly SupportPerformance OptimisationRescue JobsSecurity MonitoringSSL CertificatesWebsite HostingWebsite UpdatesBusiness Websites

Maintenance without the Calais bit

The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.

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Daily Backups

Automated daily backups with easy restore options.

from £10/moMore hosting & support

Managed Hosting

We handle updates, security and performance so you don't have to.

from £15/moMore hosting & support

Monthly Support

A set number of support hours each month for tweaks and fixes.

from £75/mo

Maintenance near Calais

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Calais town centre.

I don't care about your kids or your dog — we build websites that get you customers
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Tell us what you need

Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.